Laboratory Looney Gifts

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Catch this!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."