Laboratory Looney Gifts

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Catch this!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'