Kumquat Enthusiast Gifts

"Hola...my name is Gregorio. And you are..."

"But enough about my kumquats, Carmen...tell me about you."

"Carmen, your story...it's amazing. I don't think I've ever met such a selfless, giving woman. Maybe, if you don't mind, we can meet again for coffee."

"Baldo! Gracie! I'm back!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Musical Web

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Banana Smoothie

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Oh you smoothie

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"