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'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Vlad the Impala

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat Tie

Bears catching fish

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Ghost School.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Mouse Princess

"Happy Gnu Year!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.