Kookaburra Aficionado Mugs

'This kookaburra he's talking to - they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Vlad the Impala

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cat Tie

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Banana Split...

The Mouse Princess

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'