Know-it-all Club Member Gifts

"That just shows how little you know."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

The Dorrie Decimal System

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Isabel Allende

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Niche Extracurriculars

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Hotness

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Men drinking

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

Pet Hobbies

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Doomed Character

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.