Know-it-all Chronicles Gifts

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Anthony Trollope

"Support the head!"

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

Jean de Joinville

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Must you always have an answer?"

Trivia night - the arrival of God causes worry amongst the other competitiors.

Corona Virus Trump

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

"All the latest scientific research seems to indicate that I'm right about everything."

'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'

"Honey, Quick! Look At These Idiots Living Without My Opinion!"

"Sir, – May I share with you the benefits of accepting all cookies?"

"That just shows how little you know."

The true help for Greece

'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'