Know-it-all Club Member T-Shirts

"That just shows how little you know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Isabel Allende

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Hotness

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Men drinking

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

Pole Vaulting Club

Pet Hobbies

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

The Doomed Character

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'