Knitting Canine Gifts

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I was almost that last year."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

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