Knitting Canine T-Shirts

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I was almost that last year."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement