Knightly Financier Gifts

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"