Knightly Financier Prints

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'