Vintage Financier Prints

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."