Fun-loving Financier Prints

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Looks like another hostile takeover...

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

Magnifying the Euro

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

'The only thing that matters now is inflation. . . Sometimes I wonder why we bother to have inflation at all.'

Stock market full recovery?

Heeeres Alistair (Darling).

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

I didn't realize there had been so many mergers.

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

'Dan doesn't need summer off. He plays at work all day with something called mutual funs!'

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

'I'd like to go in for an exploratory look at your finances.'

'I tried to take some money from the kitty like you said, but she wouldn't let me!'