Knee Replacement Surgery Gifts

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Gary turns 40.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Free Radicals.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Giant sandwich bags.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'