Knee Rehabilitation Gifts

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Gary turns 40.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Grumpy Hamster

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I am fully functional again!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"I have bad knees."

It's much easier on my knees.

Troop Therapy

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

Stairway to Knee Surgery

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

All Washed Up

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."