Knee Rehabilitation Gifts

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Gary turns 40.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Grumpy Hamster

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

Troop Therapy

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"I have bad knees."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

Stairway to Knee Surgery

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Prose & Cons."

All Washed Up