Klingon Admirer Gifts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"He's his own worst enemy."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'The Saxon King' pub

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Book Me!

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

Hillary Clinton

Pisa Hut.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists