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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"He's his own worst enemy."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Book Me!

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Remarkably Richmond

Prisoner still life painting.

Pisa Hut.

Hillary Clinton

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Cover story: Picasso

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"