Time Lord Admirer Gifts

Tom Baker Caricature

"He's his own worst enemy."

Wotan with eye patch

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Book Me!

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"Can that be right?"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Remarkably Richmond

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Hillary Clinton

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Hans Holbein

You're my Mona Lisa.

Shakespeare

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

'What?'

Pizza London Eye

Nelson Mandela

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Leaning on a Lamp post

Martin Luther King Jr.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."