Looking for a way to honor someone who adores kiwi-coladas? Our collection offers witty and colorful items perfect for lovers of tropical flavors and creative spirits alike. Find a gift that resonates with their fun, fruity side, whether it’s on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or wall art.
"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
I could have danced all night!
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'No ice.'
Party Animals.
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
'No standing while room is in motion.'
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
Shaken not stirred
"Think we'll still make happy hour?"
The Alpha Seltzer
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"I love this time of day."
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Another flue shot, Larry.
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
Superheroes Having a Drink
'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"
Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling
Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."
'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'
Prawn Cocktail Please
"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."
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Explore our fun and vibrant kiwi-colada connoisseur t-shirts, ideal for showcasing their tropical passion and adding a splash of fun to their wardrobe.