Kitty Congregation Gifts

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat Boss

My Bowl Is Empty.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"How many is too many?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Kitten Futures

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'You're needed at the can opener.'