Kitty Comic Appreciator Gifts

Two cats are high off catnip.

Skeleton playing fetch.

No Soliciting

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We know you have a cat.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Sorry'

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Self-Esteem Clinic.

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'S**t!'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Allow Me"

'Love the kitten heels!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

"Are you nuts? This is what I do."

"Do we have any candy?"

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

'It was him or me, okay'

'This is him, on the hands free.'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'