Kitty Culprit Appreciator Gifts

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat Boss

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Cat Video Cinema.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Love the kitten heels!'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"Allow Me"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Chameleon.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

Cat-traction.....!

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

Complaints Department

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

"Fetch a kitten instead."

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

"I want a cat."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice with Playing Kittens

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.