Kitty Culprit Appreciator Pillows

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'We know you have a cat.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Cat Boss

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Allow Me"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Chameleon.

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

Cat-traction.....!

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

"Fetch a kitten instead."

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

Complaints Department

Through the Looking Glass - Alice with Playing Kittens

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

"I want a cat."

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

"This show is about as exciting as watching grass or paint dry or litter clump..."