Kitty Comic Appreciator Mugs

Two cats are high off catnip.

Skeleton playing fetch.

No Soliciting

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We know you have a cat.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'S**t!'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Allow Me"

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

"Do we have any candy?"

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Bank robber to teller after robbery: 'Now, I'd like to talk to you about opening a savings account.'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'This is him, on the hands free.'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"