Kitten Kibble Connoisseurs Gifts

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

Biofelineism

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'We know you have a cat.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Cat Boss

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"It's kittens."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Love the kitten heels!'

Kitten Futures

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Meow, Meow, Yeow!