Kitchen Wit Enthusiast Pillows

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Toast: the high energy food

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Baker Romance

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Cook and her Maids

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Cookery Lesson.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The perfect man

Funky Chef 2

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Tastes great, less killing!"