Kitchen Chat Enthusiast Pillows

"Spare me the commentary."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

A Day In The Kitchen

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Cook and her Maids

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Do you have an Isa?"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'