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"Spare me the commentary."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Too much cilantro

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

A Day In The Kitchen

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Cook and her Maids

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'