Kitchen Wit Enthusiast T-Shirts

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Baker Romance

Toast: the high energy food

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cook and her Maids

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The perfect man

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Beauty and the Baste

Funky Chef 2

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'