Kitchen Shortcut Enthusiast Gifts

"A woman's work is never done...unless she uses paper plates and plastic forks!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I think we could work very well together."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Thank you for the wedding present.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Swiss Kitchen

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"