Kitchen Shortcut Enthusiast Prints

"A woman's work is never done...unless she uses paper plates and plastic forks!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I think we could work very well together."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Swiss Kitchen

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Whistling Kettle

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."