Kitchen Shortcut Expert Prints

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"I'm unable to process this image."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Cookery Lesson.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

Roasted Peppers

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."