Kitchen Repair Buff Gifts

'At least it pops up NOW.'

Counting ribs

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Macho Vegetarian

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A butcher and his apprentice.

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

WC problem.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

Decluttering. . .

"Stop screwing around!"

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!..."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'We're renovating.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Pizza Fencing