Kitchen Repair Buff Pillows

'At least it pops up NOW.'

Counting ribs

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Macho Vegetarian

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

WC problem.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Stop screwing around!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Decluttering. . .

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!..."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'We're renovating.'

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Is this the table with a complaint?"

Pizza Fencing

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."