"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"
Kitchen Keener Pillows
Add a splash of humor to their kitchen or dining area with our playful pillow designs. Ideal for foodies who want to cozy up with their love for cooking.
Counting ribs
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
Soup of the month.
Allotment
"That's it. We’re toast."
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin
Too much cilantro
A Day In The Kitchen
"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."
"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
CAUTION: Creative genius at work
Salt and Pepper
'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'
"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"
The Perfect Foil
'Honey, I'm home - for good.'
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"
"I'm unable to process this image."
'Anybody for breakfast?'
"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"
"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"
'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'
Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.
"Do you have an Isa?"
"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."
Kitchen Keener Pillows Collection
Kitchen Keener Mugs
Check out our full range of kitchen keener mugs for a humorous start to their mornings or coffee breaks.
Kitchen Keener Prints
Explore our humorous kitchen prints to brighten up their cooking area with witty, professional illustrations.
Kitchen Keener T-Shirts
Browse our funny kitchen t-shirts to find a witty gift that they can wear while cooking or relaxing at home.