Smart Kitchen Explorer Pillows

Cloud cooking

"You're the lid to my pot."

Picking pastries.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Salt and Pepper

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

The Inexperienced Cook

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Boy baking a cake.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"First you make a roux."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.