Kitchen Gym-goer T-Shirts

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Keep Fit.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Working out in the gym,

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

How to go form fit to fat...

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping lunch and jumping to conclusions won't help you tone up and lose weight.'

'Checkmate!'

Treadmillstone

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?