Kitchen Fitness Buffs T-Shirts

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Content Creator

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Tupperware Wolf

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."