Kitchen Athletes T-Shirts

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Kitchen Kapers

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Chef copy robot

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The Inexperienced Cook

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Funky Chef 2

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"