Kitchen Athletes Pillows

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Kitchen Kapers

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

I made you a cake!

'Cooking'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The Inexperienced Cook

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Funky Chef 2

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

A butcher and his apprentice.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Time for pancakes!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Egg Surprise