Kitchen Cheerleader Pillows

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Ice Skater

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Encouraging pats on the back.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Father Christmas.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.