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'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."