'I don't get it.. all our groceries are fat free, reduced and light, yet our food bill is fatter than ever.'
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In the Guru District
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
'My feet are killing me.'
Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
'Well, well, well...'
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
Muscles
Turn, turn and turn.
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'
Yearbook
"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'
"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."
Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Monica Seles
Bodybuilder pumping himself up.
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
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