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'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Queen of Quinoa

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

All Natural Nothing

The rock caricature

Running

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!