Fitness Foodies Gifts

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'