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'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Chef copy robot

Vegetable Cook

Ten out of ten for effort...

Roasted

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Disaster in the kitchen.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Cook au vin

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'