Kitchen Commotion Enthusiast Prints

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Vegetable Cook

Chef copy robot

Roasted

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

Disaster in the kitchen.

Cooking

'Do you want toast with that?'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Cook au vin

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.