Kitchen Chaos Appreciators Pillows

Cooking shows for dogs

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

Cooking

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

Cook au vin

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."