King Of Rock Lovers Pillows

Disgraceland - Elvis lying dead by the toilet.

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Krill, baby, krill."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Plymouth Rock

Ozzy Osbourne

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Neil Young

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

Santa Metal Claus

Gregg Allman

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road