Rock And Roll King Pillows

"King me!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Motorherd

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Guitar Man.

"Free Bird!"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Elfis"

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Not-so-easy listening...